[8:35 PM]
eisiger:
You wander into the hall of the forbidden sober one. As you step through the gate, it locks behind you, and a click is heard at your feet. The vents begin to fill with a vapor, perfumed with a familiar smell. "Blyat"

<18:26:46> "Prince Rory": "Heal me" "No maybe you should see the world in black and white for awhile to understand how much of a prick you are"

5:13 PM - Pommy: did you have fun?
5:13 PM - Anemonapple Bobbing: shooting guys with a 249 is always fun

8:43 PM - A Spring Breeze: i literally
8:43 PM - A Spring Breeze: heard a vietnamese man run past me in to a bunker
8:43 PM - A Spring Breeze: i heard SOMEONE cut him in half with a trench gun
8:44 PM - A Spring Breeze: and then i heard SOMEONE dump the rest of the magazine in to something squishy
8:44 PM - A Spring Breeze: and then i saw you walk out alone

2:39 PM - A Spring Breeze: also i think my game is broken
2:45 PM - A Spring Breeze: i'm pretty sure there's supposed to be a "remove ear to make necklace" key but it isn't bound by default and i can't find it in the options menu

1:47 PM - A Spring Breeze: ♥♥♥♥, i hate peasants so much

2:01 AM - A Spring Breeze: sorry i'm sleepy and also autistic

1:23 PM - JIZZCOACH: I gotta get the heck outta here
1:24 PM - JIZZCOACH: *kickflips into wheelie*
1:24 PM - JIZZCOACH: seeya later kid...

1:23 AM - Bunnies :3: if i see a comic
1:23 AM - Bunnies :3: with a talking shark
1:23 AM - Bunnies :3: calling someone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
1:23 AM - Bunnies :3: pommy's voice

9:51 PM - Ｆｒｕｍｐ～♪: well pizza is more important than fleeting emotion

11:32 AM - Ron "Durka" Paul: There is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Pomy. He lives in new york. He did NOT die on 9/11. If you see him, you will probably smell him first, dunk him with an improvised explosive device. Execute him with a toyota hatchback. Make him swallow a tonka truck. Throw shoes at him. Put your foot out when he walks past you and isn't looking so that he will fall into a gutter and be washed away forever.
11:32 AM - Ron "Durka" Paul: Repeated 15 times.

2:50 PM - Pidgey[TEAM ICELAND]: israeli bloodmagic lmg
2:51 PM - Pidgey[TEAM ICELAND]: bullets guided by yahweh, soaked in palestinean blood

8:58 PM - Mops: 01:57 - [SERBIA] Pommy: Also, when are you going to use your MI6 weather domination device to kill Durka
8:58 PM - Mops: look at this treasonous backhanded slimy bosnian
8:58 PM - Mops: your ruse is defeated

3:08 AM - [SERBIA#1] Pommy: BUT REALLY WAS IT YOUR BOMB MAKING MATERIALS
3:08 AM - Durka, The Iranian Irritator: OHMYGOD SHUUUTTOPUPPUP

4:01 AM - I like flies.: The best part about being Otter is that I call people hot dog water

12:44 AM - Mops: I.
12:44 AM - Mops: I wanted you to die for a few minutes.

1:38 AM - |NK| pythons (1): you are genghis khan
1:38 AM - |NK| pythons (1): inventor of china
1:38 AM - |NK| pythons (1): discoverer of america

5:55 AM - Demand-side Kasellnomics: Smizz quit prentending to be Pommy