PolarManne's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 6:45pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 6:41pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 8:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 6:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:49am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:03pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 3:34am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 4:35pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:39am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 5:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 3:09am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 3:35am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:44am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 5:10pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:16am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 4:59pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:39am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:01am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 2:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:41am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 7:48am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 6:38am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 5:55am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:30am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 6:02am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 7:07am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

609 / 1,000

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

0 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30