i remember one night my father brought home a huge bucket of beautiful orange syrup and my father said “here is gatorade”. i took a sip of the gatorade, i could feel the electrolytes turn my body into strong wild garbage. i started screaming “the sour taste! the sour taste of gatorade!” and at the same time my father was screaming “I knew you would understand!”. when i was finished with the orange gatorade i said to my father “i have tasted the sour sweat potion, i now need a new flavor of gatorade. bring me a gatorade that is bitter instead of sour” and my father turned to me sadly and i saw tears in his eyes and i knew the terrible truth, there was no bitter gatorade…

VAPING GOT ME LAID!
So I was at a friends birthday party and got talking to this nice girl who was a 6/10 wouldve been an 8/10 but she wasnt a virgin and well one thing led to another and suddenly we found ourselves in a room I brought up that I could do some cool vape tricks and started off with some solid rings Seeing the lust in her eye From blowing huge clouds to french inhales she was begging me for a tornado I told her I needed a flat surface and suggested her stomach and to my surprise she removed her top leaving her in just a bra and pants Now this is where it gets interesting I instantly did a nice tall tornado off of her and The sex was even better than I thought itd be So this is the story of how a few innocent vape tricks led to a night of pure euphoria This goes to show that some women DO have redeeming qualities

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DON’T GIVE IN!!!

AOL IS TAKING AWAY UNLIMITED ACCESS AT THE END OF MARCH.
BY FOWARDING THIS LETTER TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE,
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THANKS, EX-AOL GUY

post this on your profile if whiteagle is your lord and savior

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