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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
ㅤ* It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
ㅤ* No wonder newborn babies cry. They've got nothing to eat, no clothes and they already owe the government money.
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can't remember wath happened

Grass is green,
Brocoli is greener,
when I think of you I touch my wiener