Recent reviews by 15th Century Goomba

"Let's play UNO." They say, knowing full well I'm about to draw a Death card. Lucky for me, I am the reincarnation of Harry Houdini and have escaped to the van before Richard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can get me.

Brain-damaged mailman with no capacity for common sense or empathy completely ruins an already post-apocalyptic wasteland for no particular reason
AKA tampering with the mail is a federal offense
Somewhere in Nevada...

i murdered a lamball in front of its friend, caught said friend, cooked the dead lamball, and fed it to the aforementioned friend
9/10, needs more animal rights violations

if 7 days to die was good

in-game volume controls would be awesome

>first session was almost 6 hours long
>broke my skull on numerous rocks
>got shot so many times I couldn't count
>almost drowned about 40 times
>killed so many civilians you'd think I was a rogue bomber in WWII
>still got called a hero by the people of Medici
10/10, glad I waited for a sale

You will be a great asset to The Company.

the zombies shaved my mustache off :(

my balls itch

zombe