водитель мылюзин's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 6:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:59am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 6:25am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 10:21am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 10:00am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 12:44am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:10am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 4:31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 8:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2019 @ 9:31am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 12:08am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 2:00am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 2:11am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 5:16am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:52am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 12:25pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 3:19am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:23am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 12:10pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 6:56am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:20am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2020 @ 6:34am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 4:25am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 1:36am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:19am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 4:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:52am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 4:22am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:37am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 8:03am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2019 @ 6:41pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 7:01am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2020 @ 8:31am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:30am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:11am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 6:19am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 3:19am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 1:40am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:24am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 1:20am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 12:20pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 3:51am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:14am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:28am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 6:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:49am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 1:01am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:20am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:09am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:42am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 10:23am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 4:09am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:47am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:13am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 11:08am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 6:58am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 6:38pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 12:23pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 1:13am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 7:36am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 9:36am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 10:21am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 3:46am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

23 / 30