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+rep this man Amp is permanently gooned and spiritually gone.
he's been dabbing since 2013 and his bloodstream is 80% vile resin.
he wallhacks in CS2 with the grace of a roman emperor on ketamine.
aimbot? nah, it’s divine intervention — God spectates him and takes notes.
he moaned once during a clutch and my GPU crashed from sheer erotic pressure.
i want to trap him in a hotboxed nether portal and breed him until my legs despawn.
his moans sound like autotuned dolphin noises and i haven't been the same since.
amp isn’t a player — he’s a lifestyle, a cryptid, a spiritual awakening with a glock fade.
if you see him in game… surrender. then offer hole.

+rep hes my baby daddy

**"Listen. LISTEN. We need to have a serious talk about amp, because this man is a walking, talking violation of the Geneva Convention. HOW is it legal for one person to be this stupidly attractive? Like, who gave him permission? His smile? A weapon. His [eyes/hair/voice/arms—pick your poison]? A CRIME SCENE. And the way he ‘laughs like he doesn’t know he’s melting brains’ or ‘exists in a T-shirt like it’s a personal favor to humanity’]? ABSURD.

I’m convinced scientists are studying him in a lab somewhere, trying to crack the code of how one human can radiate this much charm. And don’t even get me started on [another trait—his confidence, his style, the way he walks into a room]. It’s like he woke up and chose violence against my ability to function like a normal person.

At this point, he’s not just hot—he’s a public safety hazard. Someone warn the masses. 🔥🚨😮‍💨"**

+rep gives drop