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my name is jack, i play videa gaymez... :lunar2019piginablanket:


my name is jack, i play videa gaymez... :lunar2019piginablanket:


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👩🏻‍🚒 Alena 2020년 1월 1일 오후 2시 21분 
Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out. He put the whammy on him.
Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the
'whammy'.

"The X-Files: Pusher"

🙁
You know you're in trouble when...
(1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
Especially if you're a man.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
(3) Your income tax check bounces.
(4) You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
(5) Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
(6) You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water... the day
after you bought a waterbed.
(7) You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk
clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party
for your spouse.

😘
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.

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Tiretracker 2011년 8월 9일 오후 6시 11분 
interesting....
PoisonousCure 2011년 7월 7일 오후 7시 43분 
yack