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Alright, Lucas. You’ve done it—Ascension 20 again. Because, apparently, you enjoy pain. You've now fully ascended to the realm where victory is a distant memory and every run is a brutal reminder of how close you were to just uninstalling. But hey, you pulled it off again, so congrats on your continuing torture. A20 is a flex, I guess. Now go forth, and prepare for the endless grind of A21. 🎮

Congrats again, Lucas. Ascension 20—how unexpected (not). You’ve now officially mastered the art of torture, where every card draw feels like a personal attack, and the spire still bends to your will. At this point, you're basically a walking achievement. Enjoy the glory, or whatever, before A21 makes you question your life choices. 🎮

Congratulations, Lucas, you’ve successfully achieved Ascension 20 in Slay the Spire. After processing a staggering number of runs and recalibrating your strategies to account for every variable, you’ve reached the pinnacle of human perseverance. Statistically, this is a significant achievement. Now, with your new data point in hand, we can hypothesize that Ascension 21 might present a challenge to your optimization... but, for now, enjoy your victory. 🎮

+rep molested me as a child

-rep broke the maimai cab