I am legit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible at CS, no joke.

PC Specs: Potato connected to one copper wire, and one zinq wire, connected to two monitors, i have about 1 fps, solid gameplay for $5.00.

Making logical inferences: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate cs,
this game makes me shake and ♥♥♥♥,
I just clutched with an ace...
but I don't think it was good for my health

RAGE: GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMNITT
THIS GAME HE KILLS ME WITH A $1500 SMG
WHEN I HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FULLY AUTOMATIC SNIPER RIFLE EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME I GO TO TALK TO THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOTS,
I DIE
THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GO TO B
WHEN A'S CLEAR
AND THEY WERE AT IT JUST A SECOND AGO
BOMB WENT TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ B
I ACTUALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THE MULTIPLAYER ASPECT OF CSGO I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN'T WITH THIS GAME
SOMEONE SAID 4 WENT TO B
THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT WENT B what the ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥
I CAN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO THIS
THE PEOPLE ON CSGO ARE ACTUALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPECIAL ED
I'M NOT EVEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKING
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING
THEY THNIK IF THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM GOES B
IT'S SMART TO GO B
DID THEY HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCHOOL IN THEIR TOWN he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumps in pit
WHILE IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIT
AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
WE LOST HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID KILLED ME WHEN I HAD A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AUTO SNIPER WORTH 10 TIMES THE PRICE OF HIS GUN!
WAD AS
WHILE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUNNING
WTF CS
WHY IS EVERYONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUNNING
WHY DO THEY ALLOW YOU TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ACCURATELY
SHOOT WHILE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUNNING
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN'T
I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMASH THIS MONITOR OVER MY KNEES VALVE IS SUCH ♥♥♥♥ WITH THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUN BALANCE WHY CAN SOMEONE ONE SHOT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ $300 PISTOL WHEN YOU HAVE HEAD ARMOR BUT A $3,100 RIFLE CAN'T DO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAME? A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3100 DOLLAR RIFLE
CAN'T ONE SHOT IN THE HEAD
IF THEY HAVE HEAD ARMOR
BUT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 300 DOLLAR PISTOL CAN MY AUTO SNIPER
COST
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5000 DOLLARS WHICH IS MORE THAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10 TIMES THE WORTH OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ P2-♥♥♥♥ OFF you obviously have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what csgo's mechanics are
so i'll just smash this monitor over my knees
real quick silver 3
makes me want to die with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid teammates I get
csgo has
skill groups
you get matched with people of ur skill group
which are mostly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ special ed's when you're in silver, i'm going to find another game to play
with my $30 instead of buying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cs:go skins like I wanted to.


What, how does this thing work?
I just lost the game.

Reached level 10 at 1:32 AM 3/6/17.
Reached level 11 at 1:33 AM 3/6/17.

^That was just me completing the steam communtiy badge and getting an extra +300 XP to my level, since I never got around to that, and I noticed it's worth XP to complete, so I got around to doing it on both of my accounts.

I have another account ranked MGE, but I just bought that account to see what I would be ranked, I was ranked DMG, but deranked, as I only have 12 wins, so I am not a smurf, more of a curious and experimental guy.

I grinded 2 hours reaching this rank from level 2.
Buying steam cards, completing tasks, buying games to use steam cards for to get badges, and yes, just because I like red and wanted to showcase my review.

I don't actually play Gold Rush Anniversary! I just bought it to get steam cards and a 100 XP badge from it, I only play cs on this account, if you want to play GMOD or anything, search up my main, main.jaayy, you'll have to message me from this account to go on to my main because I never regularly go there.

I'm a rather friendly guy, until you piss me off, then I'm quite toxic, and from there we can go in cs chat...

This account is my highest level account, higher than my main which I had for three years, yet I only had this one for a month so far, weird...

If you want to find my main easily here's a link : http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/odskys/ or you can find this account in my friend's list, as you can see it has a VAC ban on it, which caused me to make this account.

"THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST" (dm me if you're peng innit ;))