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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 4:16am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 9:45am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 5:16am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 7:22am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2018 @ 11:31am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 7:02am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2018 @ 11:40am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 6:00am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 3:56am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2018 @ 3:57am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 1:16am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2018 @ 4:45am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2018 @ 8:18am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 4:56am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 9:58am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 6:00am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2018 @ 5:12am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 9:46am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 6:30am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 3:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 2:19am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:32am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:43am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:59am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2017 @ 3:04am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 5:41am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 9:16am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 11:24pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2018 @ 10:08am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 11:25pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:11am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 2:01am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:58am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 5:32am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 1:46am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2018 @ 10:17am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 10:48am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2018 @ 6:19am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 8:28am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:39am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 4:44pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 11:14am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 3:45am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 9:14am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:11am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 8:55am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 7:53am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 6:01am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 8:56am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:27am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!