Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ♥♥♥♥.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Things could be worse I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool fps game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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god bless youre soul