Blet, šiandien pirkau iš.. šiandien gavau iš Lemonos pirktas prekes. Užsakytas daugiau nei prieš savaitę. Vežė neatvežė, blet atvežė, kurva grąžos blet neturi, po dvacoką visi. Pas mane irgi po dvacoką... Tai kaip blet pasikeist? Kas čia blet per santvarka ir kas čia blet per pinigai? Kas čia mum tą jevrėją įvedė? Ar ne? Ponia Grybauskaitė, žydų kilmės galimai. NKVD visi buvo žydai... dauguma... dauguma buvo žydai. Taip rašo politkalinių, tremtinių knygoj. Ir aišku kaip ir šiais laikais, į teisėjus, taip anais laikais į visur į spectarnybas galėjo tik jie papult. KAS ČIA BLET PER BEZABRAZIJA?

Kaip čia pinigų negali niekad niekur pasikeist? Prie lito buvo visiškai kitaip o dabar BLET, grąžą nachuj. VA, BLET, kiek atidavė? Penki plius trys... AŠTUONIS BLET. Trajaką liko skoloj iš dvacoko, nes aš turėjau aštuonis mokėt, blet ir nebuvau įspėtas, kad reiks mokėt, čia jau Lemona pri-PRIPIZDIELINO. Lina Klimonienė, vadybininkė blet neįspėjo nieko nachuj nei raštu nei žodžiu niekaip blet, kad reiks čia smulkių pinigų turėt kaime, kažkur kažką vat pirkt mokėt. BLET tas jevrėjas nachuj kas čia per pinigai, kieno čia blet sugalvota?

Kad Europos sąjungos šalis visas sujungt į vieną, padaryt JEVRĄ, o iš Amerikos AMERĄ, blet ir biblinį GOGĄ IR MAGOGĄ, kas čia yra? Žydų kilmės galimai Grybauskaite atsakyk... ATSAKYK KODĖL TAVO MORDA ŽYDIŠKA BLET! ATSAKYK KODĖL LIETUVIŲ PINIGUS NAIKINI! SVETIMŠALIŠKUS ĮVEDI, KODĖL Į SĄJUNGAS JUNGI? Kur lietuvių tauta skalbimo milteliais pirkta. NATO saugo kaip sarginis šuo. MENTAI VISI, nevisi gal Grybauskaitės pusėj. PADARYKIT TVARKĄ BLET ŠITĄ SUKA NACHUJ IŠPIRDOLINKIT BLET KUR Į IZRAELĮ KUR MANAU JOS TIKRA TĖVYNĖ, TEN GAL PASIJAUS GERIAU IR SVETIMŲ PINIGŲ, BLET, NEĮVEDINĖS. KODĖL ŽYDAI BLET JEVRO NEĮSIVEDĖ? KODĖL ŠVEICARAI NEĮSIVEDĖ? KODĖL ANGLAI NEĮSIVEDĖ? VA TIE KUR GERAI GYVENA BLET IR TEBEGYVENA. Ir neįsivedė. O MUS, VARAI SUKA KALE Į UŽSIENĮ, ČIA GIMUSIUS, AUGUSIUS NUO AMŽIŲ, KAS ČIA DA BLET TOJ LIETUVOJ DAROSI AŠ GALVOJU. BLET. PAIMT VIENĄ DIENĄ IR TVARKĄ PADARYT NACHUJ

+rep strong jewish woman

Sorry for the tombstone i love sable and olga made me do it <3

+rep very altruistic

OK BRO, THAT IS TOO FAR! ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!! ENDING ALL NOW>

Hey noob where is your Minecraft account? oh ye DELETED

eina nx tas neptunas. blet noriu pigaus vandens, tai nusiperku neptuna, atsidarau ir burbuliukai pradeda kilt. blet kodel negali aiskiau parodyt ar gazuotas, ar ne

mm... Petite women... Now who does that remind me of? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I.. I-I cannot! I promised myself that I shall not utter that name! N-n-n-n... NaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!

It's.. 💢 It's.. 💢 Going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curse me! 💢

OISHII OISHII~ 😋

I'm going to... OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH... These b-br-brat-bratty petite and sly women... They're t-t-teasing m-m-me.. I cannot even count on two hands how many times these p-p-p-p... petite women have been devouring my libido!

OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH I will not stand for this injustice! Guhehehehe~ I shall use the seggs tech notes I have gathered through countless journeys to deliver the u-ultimate c-c-c-correction! 💢

Firstly, the gnomes' plan would involve using their size to their advantage, sneaking into human households unnoticed. They would hide in the shadows, observing human behavior, and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Once they've identified their targets, they would strike quickly, using their magical powers to control humans' minds.

With humans under their control, the gnomes would start by taking over the entertainment industry, creating movies, TV shows, and music that would brainwash the masses into doing their bidding. They would then infiltrate governments worldwide, manipulating world leaders . Before we know it, the gnomes would have complete control over the world.

grill women in the smoker, fry women in a pan, boil women, toast women in a bread toaster, dry age women, put women in the oven, dip women in dough and KFC deep fry them, pressure cook women, roast women over fire pits, microwave women, shove women into a pizza oven, sous-vide women, blowtorch women, sizzle women on australian asphalt, slow cook women, smoke women, turn women into salami, steam women;

How to appear studious when the omniscient wiener dog Gods are doing their daily checkups:
I always keep an encyclopaedia next to me when I masturbate, as well as a stack of flash cards. If the dark gods materialise in their weiner dog head form, I can quickly act as though I got so caught up in my studies that it aroused me. I shout out "♥♥♥♥ yes, algebra!" and only then do I pretend to see the ghostly, judgemental faces floating beside me. Most of the time it works a treat, I've only been punished twice for disobedience despite doing this trick for years, so give it a shot next time!

In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

Whenever I make popcorn at home, I hold the bowl under my sink and wet it before eating. I like seeing all the popcorn shrivel up and get super soft. It tastes a lot better that way.

\Whenever you eat popcorn at a theater, do you not just let it sit in your mouth for awile so it melts in your mouth and you can sorta silently chew it down during the quiet parts of a movie so you don't make noise? I did that often enough that I thought it would be more efficient to cut out my saliva wait time and just soak it directly before eating. Also, when I make popcorn at home I use an airpopper and so if I salt it it has no oil and the salt woudl just fall off, but if I soak it wet first then the salt sticks and it tastes closer to movie theater popcorn without spending as much money.

I'm an empath, and after seeing the last page, I gotta admit, it was hot, and I nutted. to snuff out an life, an living, thinking life with an whole life with was ended abruptly, just so I could try necrophilia, for an moment of pleasure, while her body's fresh, and warm, and seeing her blank, listless eyes. But thank goodness it's an hentai, I get backchills in RL just looking at blood coming out of someone, and cringe looking at an brutal injury, I also feel sad, pity, and disgust looking at an RL corpss. no I'm not an psycho, but I can't help nutting at guro/snuff/cannibalism hentai, of course, only hentai. I prefer vanilla with good art over this, but, this gets my blood hot.

I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to ♥♥♥. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to ♥♥♥ to the internet, I want to ♥♥♥ to anyone who's seen the video, I want to ♥♥♥ to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide.

But, most importantly, I want to ♥♥♥ to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to ♥♥♥. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.

Ok so today I decided to do a little taste experiment. I've decided to ♥♥♥ on doritos. Yes you heard that right, I have ♥♥♥ on doritos. The doritos had a much salter tase, it didn't taste creamy but it expanded the taste of doritos. It's like adding a bit of salt to the dorito and adding more powder to it. The ♥♥♥ projected the flavor of the doritos or how tf do I say it. Any either way I encourage you to start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your doritos for a tasty treat. Cheers 😋

I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole.

It's been 24 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control.

Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomited. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS? well what about it?

Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų Avinų rančos dušuose.
Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai norintys būti čiulpiami.
Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų norinčių būti išpisti.
Kaubojai Avinų rančos dušuose.
Ant kelių, trokštantys čiulpti kaubojiškus bybius.
Avinų Ranča zajabyyyys.

Įkaitę, kieti, raumeningi kaubojai, jų bybiai stipriai virpa.
Dar Aštuoniolika laukinių kaubojų ant pievelės.
Dideli, stambūs bybiai kokie kieti.
Orgijos Avinų rančos dušuose.
Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai talžo kaubojų žopą.
Lyg Avinų brydė per morčių.

Milžiniški, kieti, virpantys bybiai čiulpiami ypatingai giliai.
Kaubojai, net pisami per miegus.
Avinų Ranča ... Geraai.
Kaubojams patinka dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai.

Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų Avinų rančos dušuose.
Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai norintys būti čiulpiami.
Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų norinčių būti išpisti.
Kaubojai Avinų rančos dušuose.
Ant kelių, trokštantys čiulpti kaubojiškus bybius.
Avinų Ranča zajabyyyys.

Įkaitę, kieti, raumeningi kaubojai, jų bybiai stipriai virpa.
Dar Aštuoniolika laukinių kaubojų ant pievelės.
Dideli, stambūs bybiai kokie kieti.
Orgijos Avinų rančos dušuose.
Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai talžo kaubojų žopą.
Lyg Avinų brydė per morčių.

Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų Avinų rančos dušuose.
Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai norintys būti čiulpiami.
Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų norinčių būti išpisti.
Kaubojai Avinų rančos dušuose.
Ant kelių, trokštantys čiulpti kaubojiškus bybius.
Avinų Ranča zajabyyyys.

Blet, šiandien pirkau iš.. šiandien gavau iš Lemonos pirktas prekes. Užsakytas daugiau nei prieš savaitę. Vežė neatvežė, blet atvežė, kurva grąžos blet neturi, po dvacoką visi. Pas mane irgi po dvacoką... Tai kaip blet pasikeist? Kas čia blet per santvarka ir kas čia blet per pinigai? Kas čia mum tą jevrėją įvedė? Ar ne? Ponia Grybauskaitė, žydų kilmės galimai. NKVD visi buvo žydai... dauguma... dauguma buvo žydai.

Taip rašo politkalinių, tremtinių knygoj. Ir aišku kaip ir šiais laikais, į teisėjus, taip anais laikais į visur į spectarnybas galėjo tik jie papult. KAS ČIA BLET PER BEZABRAZIJA? Kaip čia pinigų negali niekad niekur pasikeist? Prie lito buvo visiškai kitaip o dabar BLET, grąžą nachuj. VA, BLET, kiek atidavė? Penki plius trys... AŠTUONIS BLET. Trajaką liko skoloj iš dvacoko, nes aš turėjau aštuonis mokėt, blet ir nebuvau įspėtas, kad reiks mokėt, čia jau Lemona pri-PRIPIZDIELINO.

Lina Klimonienė, vadybininkė blet neįspėjo nieko nachuj nei raštu nei žodžiu niekaip blet, kad reiks čia smulkių pinigų turėt kaime, kažkur kažką vat pirkt mokėt. BLET tas jevrėjas nachuj kas čia per pinigai, kieno čia blet sugalvota? Kad Europos sąjungos šalis visas sujungt į vieną, padaryt JEVRĄ, o iš Amerikos AMERĄ, blet ir biblinį GOGĄ IR MAGOGĄ, kas čia yra? Žydų kilmės galimai Grybauskaite atsakyk... ATSAKYK KODĖL TAVO MORDA ŽYDIŠKA BLET! ATSAKYK KODĖL LIETUVIŲ PINIGUS NAIKINI! SVETIMŠALIŠKUS ĮVEDI, KODĖL Į SĄJUNGAS JUNGI?

Kur lietuvių tauta skalbimo milteliais pirkta. NATO saugo kaip sarginis šuo. MENTAI VISI, nevisi gal Grybauskaitės ♥♥♥♥̇j. PADARYKIT TVARKĄ BLET ŠITĄ SUKA NACHUJ IŠPIRDOLINKIT BLET KUR Į IZRAELĮ KUR MANAU JOS TIKRA TĖVYNĖ, TEN GAL PASIJAUS GERIAU IR SVETIMŲ PINIGŲ, BLET, NEĮVEDINĖS. KODĖL ŽYDAI BLET JEVRO NEĮSIVEDĖ? KODĖL ŠVEICARAI NEĮSIVEDĖ? KODĖL ANGLAI NEĮSIVEDĖ? VA TIE KUR GERAI GYVENA BLET IR TEBEGYVENA. Ir neįsivedė. O MUS, VARAI SUKA KALE Į UŽSIENĮ, ČIA GIMUSIUS, AUGUSIUS NUO AMŽIŲ, KAS ČIA DA BLET TOJ LIETUVOJ DAROSI AŠ GALVOJU. BLET. PAIMT VIENĄ DIENĄ IR TVARKĄ PADARYT NACHUJ

Nu tu kurva kurva blet vladi blet tu suka nahui kurva dar geresnių blet nahui piderastynų negalėjai rast, aik tu nahui kurva su savo tom blet pigiom salerkom blet, kurva jabal javaš iminina blet nahui kurva triperiau tu nahui nelaimingas blet, kad tave blet šikantį blet sutrauktų nahui kurva kurva mai, eina pyzdon blet nahui kurva, kaip čia blet nahui kurva reikės dabar apsisukt blet nahui kurva suka tu ble

Space is literally the stupidest thing there is. I cant even fathom giving a ♥♥♥♥ about space. To do what? Eat, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ the same way you do here, but in Mars? Be clinically depressed and eat doritos while watching anime, but in the moon? Space, like sex, is just another promise of the pleasure, of release, but when we get there, like when your coom into a woman, we’re just going to find precisely what we’ve known was there all along: nothing. Just the same dread and disappointment that follows us everywhere. Stop externalizing life to objects or ideas, OP. You’ll be the same loser in Jupiter that you are here.

Anime is for otakus and nerds who have nothing else to do but succumb to the escapism of 2D character drawings. Anime consumers have NO rights and should be subject to the full weight of the law. If you have an anime avatar your opinion not only doesn't count, but I will automatically think the opposite of what you tell me.

- Socrates ( 469 BC - 399 BC )

every time I hear someone say the baby, I cant help but say "yeah yeah" or "lets gooo". It has ruined my life. I lost my family over dababy. it hurts, I can only think about him. I nut to dacar. please help me and my soul

Just visited the USA. Hard to believe that just months ago (before the election of Joe Biden as president) it used to be considered a developed and first world nation. In just a few months the crops were dead the electricity was cut off all the buildings were burnt the water supply was poisoned and chaos was everywhere.

I tried to buy some bread in American currency ('dollars') but it was inflating so rapidly that the store clerk asked me to barter instead. I pulled out some Euros and he fell at my feet begging for the EU to save them and how electing Joe Biden was a mistake.

I went outside with my bread and was stared at by the starving locals. Some child soldiers of the local warlord approached me and demanded the bread. When I refused they shot me with their guns, however as they were too poor for real guns they could only afford water guns. They then lead me to the local strongman warlord. He asked me if I was a foreigner and I said yes. Then he fell to his knees and begged me to buy the diamonds he had mined because he was failing to feed his child soldier army. I took pity on the man and handed him 5 euros (more than the average Biden era American will make in their lifetimes). He thanked me and the entire city held a festival in my honour

Honestly the conditions in the USA are truly horrific, I guess the cons were right. Joe Biden as the President truly did destroy America.

The lighting around your thumb is consistent on all sides, it lacks any real shadows based off of where the light is coming from. Meaning it’s likely cut out without you actually holding anything.

There is also a hard line along the top of your thumb. Meaning that it’s highly likely that you cut out your hand to place the edited penis under it. It’s an easy mask to apply in photoshop.

In addition to that, while it’s different depending on height, I doubt you actually have a ♥♥♥♥ that’s longer than a foot. From the base of my ♥♥♥♥ to a couple inches above my knee (like in your photo) is about a foot. I’m only 5’9ish, and it can differ for people who have shorter or longer legs. Based off the amount of fat you have around your groin, let’s add about an inch under it, which would put the length at over a foot.

So, yes, your photo is highly likely to be edited. You aren’t fooling anyone buddy.

This past weekend my son had his girlfriend over for dinner and I was having a really hard time keeping my eyes off her. she really is a very attractive young lady. She was wearing black leggings that were so tight that they left little to the imagination. I could clearly see her thong line through them and her small camel toe. I could not stop thinking about how that shaved ♥♥♥♥♥ must taste. After dinner I went into my office and put on some porn and found a woman that resembled her and got a fist full of lube and jerked off and blew a massive load into a wad of tissue

this is galic and fahjeel i don't know about english, but safety for the virus corona, this is lemin this is machine, just put... in start it every morning one glass take it afternoon noon uhhh dinna after eat you take one glass if you have black pressure if you have diabete if you hab mental problem ib you have uh euhhh lood the way you wanna lose the way, 100% you loose the weight 100% loose the way, garlic and fahjeel and lemin and noon machine tha da. You just put, you just put, after finish you just drink it, every morning after breakfast afteeerrr dinner uhh you take one glass in the morning one glass after dinner one glass you hundred perc

Red sus. Red suuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha! Why aren't you laughing?

I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can

you not laugh at it? Emergency meeting! Guys, this here guy doesn't laugh

at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body

reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an imposter. Among Us

in a nutshell hahahaha! What?! You're still not laughing you ass off?!

I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and you STILL aren't .'.

LAUGHING?!?! Bruh. Ya hear that? Woooosh. What's wooosh? Oh, nothing.

.Just the sound of the joke flying over your head! r/ woosh! Whats that?

You think I'm annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyways, yea, gotta

go do tasks. Hahahahahahahaha!

bababoe bababoe bababoe bababoe

I am senpai’s toy, his object, his possession. He owns my body and soul. He may play with me however and whenever he wants to, all that is mine is his, whatever he wants he gets, whatever he wants done is done.

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 then we'll be friends.

also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

So I have a grower type penis, when ever I'm out walking or in any kinds of transportation and I get just a tad horny from seeing something or even without I always drop some precum in my underwear, which is fairly annoying cuz when it goes back to being soft it feels like it's drowning in precum, I mean I'm not the horniest guy out there but it's always been an issue for me, is there anyway to avoid this?

Thank goodness my queen is here again. I have deeply missed her. After the purchase of madam's bathwater, I have been drooling for more. I simply cannot live without my queen Delphine. She is the owner of my life and I uwu every time I see her. I hope she sees this and knows that I love her. I am a premium Patreon subscriber and I deeply enjoy the pictures that she posts there. The cosplay is exquisite. All hail queen Delphine.

im femboy boygirl male female shemale hermaphrodite : as female male boygirl girly i heve Long Hair ♥♥♥♥♥ boob ♥♥♥♥ and girly butt im White boygirl and im sissyboygirl a as boygirl im in im im in figure skating and cheerleading and ballet [gymnastics Figure Roller Skating Artistic Roller Skating Acrobatic Gymnastics ballroom dancing rhythmic gymnastics and swimming and diving and Synchronized Swimming im boygirl male female as Ladyboy as sissy Ladyboy im boygirl male female a as is ts gymnast cheerleader ballerina ballet dancer ice dancer Swimmer i heve new Sport soon as Equestrian Vaulting as gymnastics and dance on horseback

איך וועל דיר ענדיגן. איך וועל ענדיקן איר, דיין משפּחה און אַלעמען וואָס איר האָט ליב. איך וועל גיינ אַף איר און איך וועל ניט האַלטן ביז עס איז געשען. באַרען איר, איך האָפֿן דיין בלאַדליין ענדס. איר פאַרדינען צו דערפאַרונג סאָף גענעם

I just don't understand what's wrong with like worshiping a girl. There's nothing wrong with that. Girls deserve to be worshiped. Not saying specifically me...but girls should be worshiped. Simping isn't bad. Simping is KING ♥♥♥♥ okay. You're a king if you're not afraid to simp.

I wish I were born a twink male. I could become one of those sissy ♥♥♥♥ worshippers. I'd be an emasculated gay boy anyway so it wouldn't matter. Or better yet, I'd get a boyfriend, I'd worship him and him only, I'd be so cute for him, we'd play vidya together and then I'd play with his penis while he's busy. Even if I couldn't get a boyfriend I'd at least have a ♥♥♥♥ of my own. God

Somebody once told me we're no strangers to love.

You know the rules and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

She was looking for a full commitment which I'm thinking of.

You wouldn't get this thumb in the shape of an L from any other guy.

I just want to tell you that the years start coming

Gotta make you understand that they don't stop coming.

Hey now, never gonna give you up, get your game on go play.

Hey now, never gonna let you down, get the show on, get paid.

Only shooting stars make you cry and say goodbye.

Never gonna tell a lie and break the mold.

peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth
I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means.

Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to a lack of skill, practice, or technique.