catthew

while playing FF14, derfo chimes in, saying; "do you eat worms, nap", and nap stack, for whatever reason, takes extreme offense to this. she vehemently denies it. she goes on the attack. she throws blame. and everyone starts getting suspicious. does she actually eat worms? and she's flailing because everyone is prodding her. she has become the worm connoisseur over night. now, you know me, I sometimes just say ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about it. often to my detriment. so while it comes up in conversation, I say "well, you shouldn't eat them raw. they're a host of disease. you need to cook them well done." and nap stack, IMMEDIATELY IN AN INSTANT casts all blame from her, onto me and slides ALL ATTENTION onto me. and like a bunch of golden retrievers they forget about her, in an instant. and suddenly I am the worm diner, and she begins kicking me while I'm down where just minutes ago, it was her, getting her ass kicked. anyways nap stack is a weasel

what a nerd

I actually fully explored Stranger's backstory across countless psychadelic retcons. I participated in the original DM experiments that mutated him, contained him, and deployed him against extremely unlucky players. I encountered "Adrian" and its mystical "Velstran Harem" which could fill a player with unfathomable rage. Adrian, of course, being a villain from Stranger's .txt file of overpowered bard/fighter builds. But it would only be toward the end of Adrian's long journey that Stranger would finally rescue his favored status from the villainous clutches of DrD's tell-all post. However, the DM's pvp karma implants had mutated him so severely at that point that he was unable to hold the level 10 character in his hands. He wept as Adrian's corpse fell to the fugue, killer controlled by the very DMs who ruined his life. And then he banned himself.

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