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1 person found this review helpful
1,912.0 hrs on record (1,053.2 hrs at review time)
yeah not a good game, only bad players play this game for 1k + hours and enjoy it Becaues it caters to STINKY gamers
Posted 10 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
104.5 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ bad ♥♥♥ smelly ♥♥♥ sad that this game isnt gud but ur vag tastn gud ♥♥♥ smegma ♥♥♥ bye
Posted 14 June, 2015.
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1.0 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ gey dnt buy its actually relly bad
Posted 30 March, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
I'm not exactly sure what the developer had in mind while making this game, but I think he needs help.

This is literally a game where you use objects and rats strapped to rockets or balloons, driving heavy machinery, smoking cigarettes etc. to kill cats. You use the "game physics" to push something heavy, sharp or extremely dangerous to kill cats. SPOILERS: On stage 3 you microwave a cat. The microwave has a cat setting, No JOKE. You push safes on cats. You light cats on fire. Cut them up with chainsaws. Blow up cats. This game is about killing cats... with rats and "physics".
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=334315823

10/10
Posted 31 October, 2014. Last edited 31 October, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
6,775.1 hrs on record (793.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
"Like Hat Simulator 2 with guns...and no hats."

-IGN, Kotaku, GameTrailers, GabeN

10/10
Posted 28 October, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
426.1 hrs on record (183.4 hrs at review time)
This game honestly is so stiff. You cant mod it, theres like no guns and apparently porn sprays arent allowed. Like wdf, am I the only one? 4/57 only buy if not on sale so valve gets more money for a game that isnt a mod.
Posted 25 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
121.4 hrs on record (105.4 hrs at review time)
9/11 would pley on 720p hd 13 fps was ok -Obamer
Posted 10 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
"This game gave me eye herpes" -duble swee 2k14 [4/20]
Posted 24 May, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.9 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
is a butt
Posted 26 February, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 13 December, 2013.
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