Steam tells me that I purchased this game in June 2018.
I only completed the game on 5 boss cells two DAYS ago. That's how shockingly bad I am at Dead Cells.

However, never, in my entire 30 years of playing video games, have I hated and loved a game in equal measure as I much do this one.

It's easily my favourite game on Steam, if not one of my favourite games ever. It makes me hate myself in a way no other game can. I've thrown controllers, I've shouted in despair, I have rage quit more times than I can remember.
But, NOTHING, can match the feeling I got when I finally killed that damn collector!

I HATE the damn birds.
I HATE the damn sewer mushrooms.
I HATE the Astrolabs.
I LOVE THIS GAME.