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My hamster killed himself back in 300 AD. I came back from a night of shooting Robot Nazis on the star in the solar system of Proxima Centauri, when I saw him in his cage. He had hung himself with a tiny little peice of rope.
It was adorable, but also really sad at the same time.
His suicide note said "squeek squeek squeek squeek SQUEEK squeeeeeek squeek squeek squuueek squueek SQUEEK squeek, squeek squeek squeek.. Squeek squeek squeek."
I'm trying to find a translater, are any of you able to translate it?

bagged milk represent


9:23 PM - Turtly: omg
9:23 PM - Turtly: youre a little asian boy
9:23 PM - Turtly: no wonder youre so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good at tf2
9:23 PM - Turtly: it all makes sense

im not actually asian help