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+rep kind guy!

It wasn't difficult for me to run. It was really difficult for me to stop suddenly, which is probably why not only once, not only twice, but 13 times, I ran through my parents' patio screen door.

Certain large people should not wear certain clothing. That's all there is to it. he was wearing one of those designer sweatshirts that say 'Guess' written across the front. Four or five kids behind me go, '250?' '275?'

I got on the plane yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side -- maybe he'll get sucked into it long enough for me to get off the plane.' Is that selfish of me?

You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '