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Game looks pretty but there's a thousand INSANELY OBVIOUS issues that take maybe 2 matches to notice. Why is this a battle royale game? it's just countdown mode from every racing game ever but worse since it takes you out of the competition to cull players instead of keeping the match going. The game is arguably the most fun when it's 60 players on one track so it just becomes less fun for the next 3 rounds. There's no incentive to get in first because you don't have to try until the final round either. The tracks are too wide when there aren't 60 players because each track has to be designed to work in any round. This would literally just work well as a 60 player racing game, that's enough to sell it.

Feels like a game in alpha with a finalized artpass. I'll keep it in my library but it's a shame that it doesn't play as well as it looks. Kinda expected the characters to be funny and yapping all the time like in left 4 dead but they don't say anything besides gameplay callouts. A brute will come up and all they say is "it's a brute!" and then go back to being completely silent. I actually turned on subtitles expecting funny dialogue but it's dead silence 90 percent of the time. I'd put up with the boring gameplay if there was a good atmosphere with a funny cast of characters but I played for 25 minutes and didn't even get to meet any of them. Hoping that this game will get good someday or that the next game these guys make will be better

the sounds in this game are so quiet and empty that i can hear my ears ringing and my wife getting plowed by our bull in the other room. FIX THE SOUND!!!!!!

i get the point of the story but i didnt really like it

the authentic polynesian experience

music gets rlly good like halfway thru the game.... let him cook

if only i could go back in time to my 12 year-old self, I'd give him 5 bucks to buy this and also tell him to not watch so much porn

if vampire survivors was an interactive rave set from 2009

SMASH KILLER??? 😱😱😱😱

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