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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:51am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:41am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:08am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:17am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:42am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:56am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:19am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:15am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:21am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 9:41pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:13am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:18am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:58am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:51am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm