Signed by Stax <3 gg!

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You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nya~, kid. I can be nya~, nya~, and I can nya~ you in over nya~ ways, and that’s just with my bare nya~. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed nya~, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States nya~ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nya~ off the face of the nya~, you little nya~. If only you could have known what unholy nya~ your little “nya~” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nya~. But you nya~, you nya~, and now you’re nya~, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nya~. I will ♥♥♥♥ nya~ all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nya~, kiddo.

mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nya~. You think you can get away with saying that nya~ to me over the nya~? Think again, nya~. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nya~ across the USA and your nya~ is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your nya~.

and I have over 300 confirmed nya~s. I am trained in nya~ warfare and I’m the top nya~ in the entire US armed nya~. You are nothing to me but just another nya~. I will nya~ you the ♥♥♥♥ out with nya~ the likes of which has never been seen before on this nya~,

What the nya~ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nya~ about me, you little nya~? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my nya~ in the Navy nya~s, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret nya~s on Al-nya~,