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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 1:15pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 6:27am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 8:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 7:25am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 1:14pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 12:16pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 1:12pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 12:11pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 12:51pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 7:54am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 12:52pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2019 @ 12:11pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 9:19am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2019 @ 12:08pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2019 @ 6:56am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2019 @ 1:16pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 12:43pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2019 @ 7:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2019 @ 7:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 6:18am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 1:04pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2019 @ 12:22pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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