I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good. literally bough me my first knife, best player in the world.

I need you to not crash our only car then blame me for it

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find guys who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play Mount&Blade:Warband with me (Im a Swadian Knight, so I can carry my little prince if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play Siege wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you my Warhorse as little gift. you like Napoleonic wars? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Synthwave Music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even boyfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

*saunters up to the bar, leaning over it casually. He tips his hat to the bartender, glancing over at his fellow summoners*, "exciting day on the rift, eh?" *he says with a wink.*

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find guys who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play Mount&Blade:Warband with me (Im a Swadian Knight, so I can carry my little prince if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play Siege wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you my Warhorse as little gift. you like Napoleonic wars? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Synthwave Music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even boyfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)