uwu

epic gamer as

I’ve been eating avocados for months now. Nothing but avocados. All day and all night. I’ve consumed all the avocados at my local grocery store and now I have to spend my days driving back and forth between stores in other towns. I’m eating still more avocados as I drive.

If you’re feeling down, be like me and start eating avocados. All you can find. But hurry, because at this rate I’ll have all those magical green boys to myself, and there won’t be any left for anyone else. Then I’ll be the only happy one in all the land, and all of you will bask in my aura of pure bliss, as I ascend to avo-Godhood.

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