It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
😷
He did of course sometimes have people horribly tortured to death, but this
was considered to be perfectly acceptable behaviour for a civic ruler and
generally approved of by the overhelming majority of citizens. [footnote:
The overhelming majority of citizens being defined in this case as everyone
not currently hanging upside down over a scorpion pit]
(Sourcery)
😱
Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
🤗
Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Nietzsche
🤣
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
😵
First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer.
But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all.
Dial-A-Wombat.
It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone
call: "Yo

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