Are you ready for this g, yeah?
[Roadman Shaq:]
C'mon man, I was born ready and dat
Okay, aight, boom
Big Shaq, hold tight Asnee
Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna
Hold tight the girl-dem as well
Boom

2 plus 2 is 4
Minus 1 that's 3, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking
Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy
Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney (perfect)
On the road doin' ten tours, allow my toes
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl then I pose
If she's not on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose
What? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Look at your nose
Nose run like garden hose, shhh, you get me?

[Roadman Shaq (Charlie Sloth):]
Boom, man's gonna come back in
(Yeah, yeah)
You know like that?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
You're feelin' that?
(Yeah, yeah, bad, bad)
You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that
Don't get shook man's here, (aight) you protected-ed, yeah?
(Aight, let's do it)
Aight, boom
Let's go, boom

[Roadman Shaq:]
Hop out the four door with the .44
It was 1, 2, 3 and 4
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44
And he's still callin' man for a draw
Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw
Take man Twix by force
Send man shop by force
Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup
Just sauce, raw sauce
Boom, yo, gah
The ting goes skrrrahh!
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka!
Skidiki-pap-pap!
And a pu-pu-drrrr-boom!
Skya!
Du-du-ku-ku-pun-pun!
Poom, poom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Ha, yo, yeah-yeah
Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth
You get me, man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot
I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me "take off your jacket"
I said "babes, man's not hot"
Yo, man can never be hot
Perspiration ting, Lynx effect

[Roadman Shaq:]
Yo, you dun know
[Charlie Sloth:]
Dun know, y-you
[Roadman Shaq:]
You look a bit shook, Charlie
[Charlie Sloth:]
You look a bit hot
[Roadman Shaq:]
What's that?
[Charlie Sloth:]
Y-y-ya sweating and that again
[Roadman Shaq:]
Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie
[Charlie Sloth:]
Aight, aight, aight, cool
[Roadman Shaq:]
Yeah, man, listen, you're-you're cool and that
[Charlie Sloth:]
Yeah, yeah, dun know
[Roadman Shaq:]
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You're cool and that
[Charlie Sloth:]
Yeah, yeah
[Roadman Shaq:]
But I know how you look ennit
[Charlie Sloth:]
Yeah
[Roadman Shaq:]
Do you understand what I'm saying?
[Charlie Sloth:]
Yeah
[Roadman Shaq:]
I don't wanna set the, you know, the goons on you
[Charlie Sloth:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
[Roadman Shaq:]