Steam Community :: Phasma Ex Machina

sadgirlpee 21 Jan, 2017 @ 6:59pm

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: what's this??

Big Jaddy 16 Apr, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Really? Did you seriously just call me 12 you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. First things first, I am 13, not 12 you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Second of all, your calling me 12 when your grammar looks like that? *Their *Your *OK. That's just a few too. Also, just because I play Minecraft and enjoy the FNAf (Five Nights at Freddie's for you dumbasses) lore does not mean I'm an immature 12 year old. I'm very mature for my age and hang out with the 14 year olds. So watch your mouth dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Big Jaddy 30 Nov, 2015 @ 5:21am

ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

Big Jaddy 27 Sep, 2015 @ 3:47am

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

Big Jaddy 21 Sep, 2015 @ 4:33am

This
IT IS VERY, VERY BAD

My parent have not ♥♥♥♥ in.... 5 years.
I try to make them ♥♥♥♥, by walking naked past my mother to make her horny, but they never ♥♥♥♥. I want baby brother or sister and Japan to keep existing, but it won't happen. I am virgin. My friend are all virgin. In USA I overheard conversations about sex, and didn't undertstand how so many had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl. I know only 1 friend who is not a virgin. He is gay. Maybe soluation to japans crisis is to put womb in man?

Big Jaddy 4 Sep, 2015 @ 8:20pm

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.