Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

🎅 Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an gnelf. I’m gnot a goblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED 🎅

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