Calm your ♥♥♥♥.
Sooth your boobs.
De-stress your breasts.
Undo the calamity that is your mammaries.
Adjust your bust before it combusts.
Hakuna your tatas.

Fun prank:
1) Get a large bowl and fill it with water and ice, wait for the water to get really, really cold
2) At a party, get together, sleepover, etc. wait until one of your friends falls asleep
3) Take the bowl of ice water and approach your friend (Be very quiet so you don't wake them up!)
4) Put the bowl by them, again, be careful not to wake them up
5) Dump out the water and cut their throat
6) Drain their blood into the bowl, whispering ancient satanic chants of the underworld
7) Feast on their heart and drink their blood
8) Sacrifice their soul to satan
9) You are now immortal
10)Become a Vampire and build a harem for yourself .


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