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77 people found this review helpful
54 people found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
I have played this game around 60 hours on a different account, so dont mind my gametime.
I would like to tell the story of Lilly Willson, a little girl born to a farmer family of Edward and Elizabeth Willson and her sister Camillia. They were one of my first families so i tried my best to see how they live. Everything was well the first few years. Lilly and Camillia went to school, everything was just perfect. Untill news came in of a mine collapse which killed 3 mining workers, including Lilly's parents. Lilly and her sister became orphans. Camillia was 17 at the time so she managed to take care of Lilly untill she married to a man named Frederich Smith. The newly wed couple decided to keep Lilly with them. Every evening they visited the gravestones of Edward and Elizabeth and i promised myself to do whatever i can so this familly does not fall apart. Camillia died in childbirth together with the newborn, Bruno. Frederich then heartlessly married another woman, leaving Lilly all alone in the house. Everyday she visited the graves of her familly, and it broke my heart. However winter was coming, and the village was greatly underprepared. A month later news came that Lilly has died of starvation and a little gravestone popped up near the other 4. I was in tears as i understood that because of my careless actions, a familly was destroyed. The village managed to survive the winter, but many did not. Many gravestones popped up, but the four were alaws there in the corner, reminding me of my sins. But as the game progressed, they began to decay. First Edgar and Elizabeth, then Camillia and then Lilly herself. After this i promised myself that not one citizen will die from cold and starvation and every new game, in the centre of the village i place a weeping willow to symolize the perish of the Wilsons, something i will never allow again.
Posted 15 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
72.9 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
This game is proof that horror, chopping wood and native cultural enrichment go together very very well

10/10
Posted 3 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
216.4 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
-Chose russia as a nation
-Began playing Prince(normal) difficulty game
-Placed first city
-Started exploring
-Barbarians destroy my troops
-The Aztecs come to help me
-They get destroyed too
-They declare war on me for no reason
-2 turns later they force peace and take all my money
-Barbarians destroy my new troops
-England declares war on me and captures my workers
-I got nothing left
-Barbarians destroy my city togetehr with England
-India bulds the pyramids

10/10 would play again
Posted 27 February, 2016.
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1.1 hrs on record
A crappy version of left for dead. Good graphics, bad gameplay.
Posted 27 February, 2016.
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412.4 hrs on record (90.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Pretty good stuff to get hooked on.
Posted 16 February, 2016.
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