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poopsock 15 Aug, 2019 @ 6:30pm 
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dustyyxo 9 Feb, 2019 @ 10:25am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Vegeta 16 Sep, 2018 @ 9:56am 
Love you so bad, love you so bad
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Love you so mad, love you so mad
날 지워 너의 인형이 되려 해
Love you so bad, love you so bad
널 위해 예쁜 거짓을 빚어내
Love you so mad, love you so mad
날 지워 너의 인형이 되려 해
m 6 Aug, 2018 @ 8:25pm 
Look, I'm tired of people like you. We play competitive to play serious and get better. Hence why it's called competitive. We all have fun taking the game seriously, knowing we will get better and win. But then there's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you who troll and don't take anything seriously. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded when it's your rank up game that YOU earned but then dumbasses like this ruin it for you, and you have to start all over again just because your group of 4 people was missing 1. I can win 7 games in a row and finally reach silver elite master, until this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tool hops into OUR competitive environment. I wish I could get more than 40 kills each game to make up for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s like this who get 8 frags at best. You could go play any other game, but you decide to ruin a competitive enviornment, and ruin the experience for 9 other people. Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ, go play volleyball or something, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
m 29 Jul, 2018 @ 2:18am 
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pdog 🛃 25 Jul, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
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m 21 Jul, 2018 @ 9:44pm 
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pdog 🛃 29 Jun, 2018 @ 6:12pm 
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pdog 🛃 23 Apr, 2018 @ 12:43pm 
Lil Pump is a child prodigy. At a mere three years of age, he was able to fully master the English language. When he turned five, he enrolled at Hamburger State University. There, he earned his bachelors degree in Lyrical Composition with a concentration in mumble rap. By six, he had mastered calculus and started writing PhD level academic papers.
pdog 🛃 23 Apr, 2018 @ 12:43pm 
While he struggled a bit with integral calculus, he figured it out through dedication and hardwork over almost twenty-three minutes. In one of his papers, he addresses a mathematical application of music that transcends human logic, acting as the spark for his music career. But before he could start on his journey to musical stardom, he resolved to finish his PhD. By eight, his intellectual capacity had exceeded that of an average twenty-eight and a half year old. Realizing his prodigious growth, Lil Pump thought he should spend some time in self reflection to get a better grasp on what he could expect of himself in future. So, he went to the Himalayas for 7 years to find himself. There, he interacted with thirty-five yetis and managed to convince the Hindu god, Shiva to add him on Snapchat.
pdog 🛃 23 Apr, 2018 @ 12:43pm 
After returning, Lil Pump kept his accomplishments secret, so people won't make a big deal out of them. He's always been the modest type. Finally, he started his music career. Having attained the status of a superhuman entity, nothing he has recently said seems to be comprehensible.

No, no he did not drop out of Harvard. But that's irrelevant.

Continuing with his story: His recent hit, “Gucci Gang”, is a work of art that scholars at top institutions around the world have failed to decipher. Lines from that lyrical masterpiece such as: “Gucci Gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang” and “mah bih luh do cocaine” have felt academicians puzzled as to their true meaning, with seventeen Harvard professor having committed suicide after realizing their relative inferiority as compared to the god-man himself.

And such goes the tragedy of Lilliam Pumpernickel.
m 23 Apr, 2018 @ 9:06am 
bedroom? if you insist. i mean you are pretty cute. he took my hand, i blush deeply. as we walk to the bedroom. i pull out my bad ♥♥♥♥. "wow i thought you were a lady." well, whatever works!! narrator it didnt work. "its ok my surgeon is the best" my surgeon did a good job on me. i was once a dog. conveniently, he identifies as a dogkin. wow thats quite a surprise you know what else is surprising? he had a 13 inch dog penis. it was red and everything, but like, as a joke. anyways i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. my parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. they were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think i was gay before(... now i'm mega gay!)
pdog 🛃 6 Apr, 2018 @ 3:40pm 
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 THIS  MUST  BE  THE  WORK  OF  AN  ENEMY 「STAND」!!

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m 5 Apr, 2018 @ 10:38pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies!
Yeah! Yeah!💕 I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... 💕Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 💕 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4
I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
m 5 Apr, 2018 @ 9:47pm 
I mean, seriously - legs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing and we should appreciate them.
With these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you have the ability to go to a location by willing your legs to do it. You can even go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast if you want. Best thing about them is they don’t need to be fed, they only just cant be overworked, but what do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ expect of them? Oh but it doesnt end there, legs aren’t just great for walking, they are great for fighting. You can break a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kneecap by getting your leg to do it for you. You can kill someone by calling upon the power of your legs. Dont think yours are good enough? Excersise them you lazy ♥♥♥♥.
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pdog 🛃 21 Mar, 2018 @ 8:50am 
Play FighterZ with me (`Д´)
m 17 Mar, 2018 @ 12:26pm 
I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
pdog 🛃 6 Mar, 2018 @ 12:49pm 
His hair wack. His gear wack. His jewelry wack. His foot stance wack. The way that he talks wack. The way he doesn't even like to smile wack. Me I'm tight as ♥♥♥♥.
Benq 4 Mar, 2018 @ 5:37pm 
to all black people wh0 think white people are afraid of them you are very wrong we are the origanell viking warriors we just evolved instead of using our fist we use our brains but white people are now getting to the point that black pe0ple are going to far they start problems then they use slavery and the race card dont they no white people was the first slaves for 500 years in africa under faero we what goes around comes around white people aint taking your ♥♥♥♥ no more you racist black people better watch out because you are making white people unleashing the beast and trust when you see white people go back to thair viking ways you only have yourselves to blame
pdog 🛃 4 Mar, 2018 @ 3:42pm 
Haha, I didn’t know you were a gamer! brofist How about we take this to PM’s so we can share our Nintendo ID’s and play each other’s levels? So then, what’s your Nintendo ID?

minutes pass

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Sigh, another fraudulent girl gamer that likes to boast about the fact that they buy games but not play them. And they wonder why they aren’t more represented in this industry. Fool me twice, they say... Tell me, have you even played Cities: Skylines? No? Well, it was one of the best PC games released this year. Surely a “gamer” like yourself would be aware of it. What about Titan Souls? Hotline Miami 2? Lol. And don’t bother replying now, your silence speaks volumes.
m 4 Mar, 2018 @ 9:20am 
so you wanna explain why you have been treating me like ♥♥♥♥, why you’re avoiding me, why you ignore me or maybe why you don’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care? you’ve put me in a depressed state where i’m gonna cut myself. why not just break up with me, you clearly don’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love me anymore. you’re bored of me I can tell. stop making me suffer please. all I ever wanted was a loving relationship where I could love and be loved back but no, you have to ruin that. you made me feel like the greatest person ever and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loved you to death, but whatever, ♥♥♥♥ that right? ♥♥♥♥ my feelings. just disregard me and move on, you’re prolly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheating on me aren’t you? Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ admit you hate me and that you don’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love me anymore you insensitive monster! stop toying with my emotions please I beg of you.
m 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:58am 
rip anaki 3.3.18
pdog 🛃 2 Mar, 2018 @ 6:26pm 
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAIII! WATASHI WA ANAL-SAN! ^___^ SO TODAY I LOOKED ACROSS THE OCEAN AND I SAW IT!! NYAAA IT WAS SASUKE-SAMA!!! ♡♡♡♡♡ :heart:333333 I LOVE SASUKE-SAMA SO MUCH DESU!!!! I TRIPPED ON PURPUSED. ITAI!!! >. < IT HURTS! I SAW SASUKE-SAMA RUN UP TO ME REALLY FAST! IT WAS SO SUGOII!!! ^__^ ^_> I looked in his very kawaii daijobu eyes.... and he looked in mine.... OMG THIS GOT MY HEART DOKI DOKI DESU! :grinning: :grinning: I knew that today Sasuke-sama was miine!! :heart:
pdog 🛃 22 Feb, 2018 @ 5:08pm 
y u bully me :<
m 21 Feb, 2018 @ 7:22pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
m 20 Feb, 2018 @ 7:36pm 
I, as a proud Logan Pauler completely agree with Logan's choices. For one, the man was clearly not wearing any merch and therefore was not a true fan of our Lord and Saviour. Secondly if that Japanese boi was sad, 😞🈲why didn't he just Dab on the haters!!?🤔 Clearly that man is is no way real and therefore his time on the vlog was obviously Logan trying to let him into heaven by being on the video bible; Logan Paul's Vlogs 🙏🙌
m 12 Feb, 2018 @ 4:59pm 
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m 11 Feb, 2018 @ 10:24pm 
Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-damage. You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Look at all my emoticons ~ ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like ♥♥♥ all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just ♥♥♥♥ me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched ♥♥♥♥... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute just cover me in your ♥♥♥ oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh just look at me I'm so sad ;; hug me I'm so smol u know I'm only 5 '4 isn't that so cute~ I hope you don't hit on mee
dustyyxo 29 Jan, 2018 @ 6:18pm 
pretty much the worst csgo player i've been paired with. Once got zero kills in 10 rounds and when we asked what was going on, he asked us what button to press to aim down the sights
m 21 Jan, 2018 @ 10:27am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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m 14 Jan, 2018 @ 4:16pm 
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face
m 14 Jan, 2018 @ 4:16pm 
I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles o3o
76561198441349739 10 Jan, 2018 @ 9:46am 
i’m daddies wittle tide pod hehe (*^▽^*) i’m all squishy and wet for daddy! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Rain™️ scent! (。 ・ ω ・ 。 ) but he knows how im not meant to be eaten… (´ ・ ω ・ `)
m 7 Jan, 2018 @ 11:43am 
only cute catboyz allowed no girls. we prefer traps :)
we are the catboys, mess with one of us then you mess with all of us.
we scratch and we bite ;) we also ddos ;)

~NO catgirls allowed~
m 5 Jan, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
This person right here is a keeper, or so I thought. We went on hundreds of netflix and skype dates and they were so fun. We played games all the time and finally one day "She" turned on her camera on skype. It was a guy with a massive ♥♥♥♥ being shown into the camera. He also had an array of horse dildos behind him on the shelves. At this point I was worried and haven't talked to him since.
Blu 1 Jan, 2018 @ 12:08pm 
gay ass karambit
m 1 Jan, 2018 @ 9:56am 
Well me and my boyfriend decided to have sex at my house since my parents are away. We were doing foreplay on for a good 15 minutes. I was giving him head while he was lying down with his eyes closed. Then all of a sudden my 6.5 ft tall 290 lb Great Dane came over and stuck his penis in my vagina from behind. It was one of the worse experiences ever. My Great Dane started humping me and I was just yelling. My BF was just sitting there shocked. He tried to move the dog but the dog would not budge. Suddenly I felt a sticky warm fluid in my vagina. My Great Dane finally came off and I realized my Great Dane had just finished breeding with me. I sat there shocked. Crying and my BF just hugged me. I was so disgusted. I think I may be pregnant and I'm so scared. What if my babies have dog heads and human bodies? How do I explain that to my parents? So can I still get pregnant even if my dog came in it?
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m 28 Dec, 2017 @ 11:30am 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
76561198441349739 23 Dec, 2017 @ 10:16am 
The other day, as I was browsing Pokemon fanfiction while my mom was out of the house, I came across a story that really got me going. Unable to contain my rock solid 4.283 inch boner (yes, I like to be precise with my measurements), I almost proceeded to whip it out and spank the monkey right there on my bed. However, my sister's rabid chihuahua was sitting at the foot of my bed. I tried to move him, but he growled and continued to lick his ass. Unable to contain myself any longer, I started stimulating the love rod, disregarding the chihuahua. However, as soon as I got to the part where Misty pressed her boobs on Professor Oak's face, I couldn't take it anymore and busted a nut right on top of my sister's precious dog. As if that wasn't worse enough, my mom got home and rang the doorbell, and the dog jumped up and ran to the door. I hid in my room as the ♥♥♥-covered pooch shocked my mother, causing her to scream after a moment of confusion as to what had gotten on the dog.