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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 11:23am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 12:32pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 4:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 3:57pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 9:49pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 11:00am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 11:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 9:45pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 8:48pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2018 @ 10:32pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 11:44am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2018 @ 9:50pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 1:00pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 10:10pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 5:23pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 1:54pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 5:10pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 9:31pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 11:15am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 8:04pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 7:01pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 9:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 4:24pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 9:34pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 2:22pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 3:57pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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