Recent reviews by Tomboy GF

They've killed the game. Wrap it up everybody, It's Over.

Settra does not serve, Settra rules.

This game, THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME CREEPED ME THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT! So as I write this the game is in v0.01 and plays better than many AAA titles. I dont generaly get scared of games but this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. The first time I played this I damn near ♥♥♥♥ my pants when a pack of 12 natives invaded my camp on Day 1, THE FIRST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY! So I hid in the ocean until they disappeared. When they left I swam back to shore to be greeted by inhumane screaming, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hid behind some rocks at the tree-line. So I drove my axe into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull about 10 times before I killed her 3 boyfriends. I took theire bodies and created effiges woth the parts in hopes that they will leave me in peace. I was wrong. On the 3rd day came a pack of 15, I tried to hide but they smelled me or some ♥♥♥♥. I got gangbanged by 10 dudes while the woman sat back and watched. I awoke in a cave (spare you the spoilers) and when I finally made my way out, it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nighttime. I was like 'Great, I am lucky as ♥♥♥♥ in this game!" So I made my back to my hut and found it surronded by tribesman, I waited a while and they left. So I took some rabbit I found and began to cook it in a fire, thats when I heard the screaming. I turned around and found one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who stayed, I incapacitated him. When I saw him wiggling on the ground I stood over him and brought my axe down on his chest causing him to explode. I flew roughly 300 feet in the air, hung at my apex for a second, then began my descent towards the Earth. When I hit the ground I died, the music playing was awesome.

9/10 in its current state.

The SINGLE most cliché filled, cyber pumped, laser teared, head explosiony thing to ever exist! I am having/had hours of fun with this thing. I would purchase it indefinetly, even though after 25+ hours (NO LIFE) I slighty do want to escape the 80's but it is still a totaly recomended buy.

Sincerely, A TOTAL NERD!