Smoking indigenous Fronto Leaf in a bacon, egg, and cheese, ♥♥♥♥ you mean

So me and my homeboy were having sex (ironically), as we usually do after a nice and long weekend. Occasionally our balls will touch as we do this, and we’ll say no ♥♥♥♥. Last night however was different. The first time our balls touched I didn’t think much of it when he didn’t say anything. Then it happened, again, and again, and again. He didn’t say no ♥♥♥♥ once. Not. A single. Time. I wanted to confront him about this the next morning, but he had to leave early for his programming classes, and I don’t want to kill the mood during our cuddle session later, but I have to know.

I’ve been wondering lately if he could be gay, but last night raised my suspicions tenfold. Is he actually gay? Am I gay now?? I’ve been thinking about this since it happened. How do I tell the gooning circle we’re in?

bim bim bim bim ba ba ba ba
bauuuu bauuuuuuuuuuu (w-w-what's going on? on?) *Activates beastmode*
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doooooo

AG is back up.

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