you smell

Good morning everyone... Something happened this morning and I want to let my friends know before they know about it by third parties: Yes, my nude was leaked, but you don't have to worry, yes that huge big breast is mine, it looks like an inflated balloon, or an airbag, but it's just my chest, and don't worry about the size, I don't trip over it much less fall while walking, and its weight doesn't hurt my spine, and yes, I can suck my own tit.

After all it goes around my body, and before they give me away, I've never killed anyone or choked anyone with them. My last ex died of chicken pox, it wasn't my tits as people say, my tits are not killers. So for all my friends who saw me naked, don't worry, I have no problems, and for those who haven't seen it yet, I'm just sorry.

Whilst thou didst engage in empty-headed revelry did I study the Arcane magicks. Whilst thou didst engage in blackest debauchery did I master reading the portents of the stars. Whilst thou didst squander thy days fashioning new glamours in pursuit of vanity did I cultivate inner strength. And now that the realm threatens to be consumed by flame and the voidsent keen at the gates thou hast the audacity to approach me for aid?