I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo ♥♥♥♥. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend

mal wieder Bock auf nen gemeinsamen Zoqq? Eine Runde großes gestohlenes Auto, ein bisschen auf Mannschaftssprech oder Zwietracht talken? Die zweite Teilung haben wir auch nicht durchgespielt, genauso wie Deep Coqq Galaktisch...

Anatomy 🙄 class 🏫 should be done 🔨 naked 🍑

Of course 🏎, at the college 🎓 level 🎚 where students 🔬 are 18 🔞+. I 👁 mean 😏 let’s be honest ❎, I 👥 think 💭 the grades 📝 would be much 🔥 better 👍 if we were all 💯 sitting 💺 in the classroom 🤓 naked 😏. You 👈🕛 could see 👀 the some muscle 💪 groups 👥 way 💫 better 🎰 than if you 👈 had clothes 👗 on 🔛, plus ➕ we get 🔟 to embrace 🤗 body 😍 positivity ➕.

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

I need your advice...

I have a 12 year old sister called Melisa but I started calling her Yui when I became an otaku when I was 15 and later, she became an anime fan when she was 11. Now I have done something so terrible that I can't sleep...

What happened is that I'm a lolicon, I like loli hentai... For a month, she saw me watching that hentai and then she investigated on the subject herself... I didn't know she was spying on me so I kept watching my degenerate ♥♥♥♥ unconcerned, until one day Yui called me Onii-Chan. I felt very shameful but everything got out of control when she started to moan like a loli to make fun of me... That ♥♥♥♥ thought she was a loli. I didn't think much of it, until I started to think that... She could like me.

I know it's sickening but since incest is my fetish, I started to woo her and little by little, we fell in love... We even got to the point of kissing.

One night our parents weren't home she and I had sex... No joke, that was the best damn night of my life. We did it over and over again and I lost control of myself when she moaned and called me Onii-Chan. We were a couple in secret... Since she was 12, I never thought I'd get her pregnant...

She was at our grandparent's home when she sent me a message telling me that she was pregnant. I couldn't sleep that night and I didn't know what to do, I was considering making her have an abortion... I thought the protagonists in these stories were happy... Now I know how hard the life of two siblings who love each other with a 5 year age gap could be.

Yui has offered me to act like it was rape and I had nothing to do with it, but for some reason I can't accept it. I have until Monday to find a solution...

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

Imposter Amogus??

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FART SEX FACEBOOK TUTORIAL FREE ⛔⛔⛔NO VIRUS⛔⛔⛔🔞😳

This happened 37 years ago, but anyways guys today me and my girlfriend were literally doing the nasty lol ;) we were having amazing, hot sweaty sex. My (40M) girlfriends (68F) big titties were bouncing everywhere. She has huge badonkers. Like, HUGE. Did I mention her badingadonkers are two huge watermelons? Anyways, my big juicy ballls were clapping against her FUPA when all of the sudden my MOM! (😱🤮) walks in and screams, saying we “can’t do this here” and “this is your fathers funeral” and stupid ♥♥♥♥ like that, but we kept going. I stared my non-alpha female mom right in the eyes with my super-alpha male eyes and kept ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going.

We went so hard I felt her piss on my big juicy eggplant (15 inch ♥♥♥♥ lol I know it’s small🥺) 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times. She was begging me to stop but I just kept going, and then she ripped right in half just like bacteria multiplying or whatever lol I didn’t take geometry so I don’t know all the scientific terms. My mother looked in amazement. She said I’m sorry for interrupting and left me and my two girlfriends alone. I kept going at it all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night, I busted so many times the entire funeral home was covered in my creamy white coom. My girlfriends spent all night licking it up and gargling it down their throats. So anyways reddit, now that I finally got done watching hent-I mean, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my two beautiful girlfriends with giant tits, AITA for being an alpha male and getting ♥♥♥♥♥?

Ich geb dir schneller Schnucki

I want to drink you pee pls, you sexy little gamer girl

ok écoute moi Il s'agit donc de ce type nommé Richard. C'est un scientifique qui se transforme en concombre. Le gars le plus intelligent de l'univers de la baise. Il vient de se détendre un jour et dit: "Savez-vous ce qui serait vraiment sacrément drôle?" Plus tard, le petit-fils de Richard, Morty, entre dans le garage et entend un bruit. Il cherche un son autour et trouve un objet vert et une voix désincarnée lui dit de le retourner, il retourne la chose et cela montre que c'est un concombre. Son grand-père, le gars le plus intelligent de l'univers putain, se transforme en putain de concombre. Merde la plus drôle que j'ai jamais vue

Without girl gamers we wouldn't have AAA games like World of Warcraft which derived from simulator games like The Sims - made by and for girl gamers.

Another example would be Starcraft due to the popularity of building simulator like Farmville.

#RespectVenus

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🎶Dashing🏃💨 through the ♥♥♥ 💦💧👅👅 in a one ♥♥♥♥♥♥💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😩😫😲 all the way. Balls🍒 in buttholes🍩 ring, making 🙇spirits bright🌟💫, what fun it is to ride 🚀that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!!💸 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way➡, oh what ✨fun✨ it is to ride🏂〰 that big💢 fat💥 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆all day🕦 HEY👏 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle🎶clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way😝 oh what 🎉fun🎊 it is to ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away.

HEY🙌 Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Mr. Claus🎅 won't ♥♥♥😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!!🎄 If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty ♥♥♥ slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a 🎯peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ princess .🍭👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane 🍰clit🍰 licker👄👅. Have a ✨merry 👋merry✨clitmas🙏🎄and a slutty 🎉new year!🎆🎊

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play arma 3 with me (Im a section leader, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have TS? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if you join the TS, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

selber hübsche windmühle du ♥♥♥♥

🎉２🎉０🎉１🎉９🎉 IS FINALLY HERE 🥂🎇🥂 Y'ALL KNOW 🎉WHAT THAT MEANS 😳🤪😳 NO STRAIGHTS 🤢🤢 ALLOWED 👫🚫👫🚫 ALL HETEROSEXUALS 🍆🍑🍆🍑 WILL BE EXTERMINATED 💥💣💥 ON SIGHT 👀👀 NO EXCEPTIONS 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ SHARE THIS WITH 🎉 ６９ 🎉 GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 TO FINALLY 😩🙌 ERADICATE THE STRAIGHTS🤙🤙

+rep she always gets mad when I instaheal her but I think she low-key likes it. Also she's very nice to me. I appreciate that so I'm writing a +rep comment here. *Flies away*

Das geht mir so auch in der Hauptschule (war mal auf Realschule) und habe schon C3 Vokabel gelernt wo und übe jeden Tag 5 Stunden in der Badewanne RP Aussprache (BBC 5 shadowing technic) die anderen Hauptschüler vergessen immer die Vokabeln LOL. Mir fallen jetzt viele Worte stets auf Englisch ein, einmal ist mir das Wort für meine frühere Schule nicht eingefallen und ich habe special school gesagt und die ganzen kindischen Mitschüler habe mir nicht verstanden. Aber gut ich schaue auch min. 3 Stunden täglich Animeserien mit englischen Untertiteln und kann deshalb auch manche Wörter die eigentlich C7 Stufe sind. Ich bin also nicht nur digital naive sondern eigentlich ein Englischer naive speaker weil ich sogar auf englisch denken kann, ich kann bis zu 200 Wörter pro Minute (WPM)fehlerfrei auf englisch denken während ich morgens 2 Stunden mit dem Bus zur Hauptschule fahre, in Mathe bin ich nicht so gut (rechnen)

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War klar, du Lappen!

Ich bin kein Lauch, ich wiege ~85 KG auf 1,80 Meter, habe sichtbare Bauchmuskeln und deadlifte über 100kg. Wenn du mich als Lauch bezeichnest, als was würdest du dann dich bezeichnen? Sag mal so was du beim Deadlift draufhast? Lauchig bin ich garantiert nicht. Abgesehen davon trainiere ich Jiu-Jitsu, also könnte ich dich schneller flachlegen als deine Freundin wenn ich wollte.Genauso wenig wie alle im Internet Männer sind, sind nicht alle nerdige Lauchs. Es gibt auch durchtrainierte Männer wie mich. Sollte man in Diskussionen immer bedenken.
Jetzt hast du gelernt, dass du dir im Internet einen Ton mir gegenüber rausnehmen kannst, für den du im echten Leben mit deiner Freundin zusammen deine Zähne vom Fußboden aufsammeln kannst. Schönen Abend noch und ich würde dich bitten in Zukunft nicht auf meine Beiträge zu antworten. Mit solchen Maulhuren wie dir will ich weder im echten Leben noch im Internet zu tun haben. Du widerst mich an.

Haidebimbam jez fick dich ins knie alder!!! I hab niemande was doe und du bisch richtig bled zu mir!!! HASC H HALD SELBER NIX ZUM VORTUWEIßE AUßER E DIGG FEDDS BÄUCHLE!!! I HAB DI IMMER GMOCHT OHNE ZU ZWEIFLE GELL!!! DU MUSCH MER NUR OIN GRUND GEBE!!! ABER DU PINGLSCH MIR JETZT OHNE EBBES ANS BEIN. Wie en kloiner Bademeischderfuzzi mit grad mol 2 kilo Muggis aber im am Hulk spiele, war doch so klar es bummst nur ne froge der Zeit. SELBER BLÖD MENSCH!!! IHR WOLLED HÄNDE SCHÜTTLE ABER JEZ MÜSSTER HALT AUCH BEH SAGE GELL. HALDED DIE GOSCH I WERD FUCHSTEUFELSWILD UND I BIN NED ALLOI. SCHO MOL MUGGESEGGL-RIDING GMACHT? I HON STIERKIEGLE!!! Und etz hör mer oi mol zu 70kilo rasndes Teschtosteron eiergschdeuerdes, 10% Körperfett und oin oinziger Mussgl der sich nemmer von euch BLEDE DEPPE STRESSE LÄSST. IHR KÖNNT MI EMOLE I MUSS NOCH EBE MEI SPÄTZLE FÜR HEUT OBEND SCHABE ABER AB 10 GEHTS ALSO KOMMET!!!!

Du Lügner man merkt wie du behindert bist komm vorbei und sag auf meine Gesicht wenn du nicht ne Lügner bist

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wie du willst um 15 uhr kein bier trinken?? DU LANGWEILER lol kein bier vor 4 aber es ist ja immer irgendwie nach 4 🤣🤣👌 i <3 alkohol sauuföön morgens mittags abends hahah ich weiß noch gestern als ich in meiner eigenen kotze aufgewacht bin wegen alkohol einfach FUN 🍻🍻

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Die Reaktion kam aber schnell du missgeburt xd

ohne witz wo ist der sinn du minuskreatur einer fischtochter

Ich tu nicht haten, doch die Tat war nicht astrein!

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Daddy’s 🧔 cummies, 💦 nice 😊 and yummy 😋
Thick 😫👌and gooey, feel like honey 🍯
That sweet 🍭 milk, 🥛 oh-so-tasty 🤤
Daddy, 🧔 Daddy, 🧔 please be hasty!💨
My tongue 👅 swirls 😛 round 🔁 and round 🔁
While Daddy 🧔 gives my ass 🍑 a great big pound 🤜💥
Over 😑 in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains ⛓
Mommy 👩 huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain 😪
“Shut up, ♥♥♥♥♥! 👩 Stay on the floor!”
Mommy 👩 sobbing 😭 louder, I 👧 call 🗣 her a ♥♥♥♥♥
She reaches behind her 👩 for her gun 💀
While Daddy gropes 👋 and tickles 🤗 my sweet 🍬 buns 🍑

Puts the barrel 😛 between 👉👈 her teeth 👄
And Daddy’s 🧔 semen 💦 begins to seep ☔️
Gunpowder, blood, 💉 brains 🧠 and gore 😎
Mommy’s 👩 lifeless 👻 corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor 😂
Cummies, 💦 cummies 💦 filling my throat
My ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 is completely 😍 soaked 💦
But Daddy’s ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 just gets bigger 😳😲
Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors ✂️
Cuts 🔪 a hole 🕳 in Mommy’s 👩 stomach
In her hand, 🤲 a gin and tonic 🍺

He 🧔 begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝
“Look 👀 closely, you’ll learn 👨‍🏫 a lesson”
Ties a noose, 😔 rigs it tight 😫
“Sweetie, 👧 sweetie, 👧 no need to fight” 👊💥
Puts her 👩 guts 🤤 around 🔄 my neck
“Looks like everything’s good 👍 and set” 👌
Lets me fall down ⬇️ about 🤔💭 a yard
Face 👧 turning blue, choking 🤭 hard 💪
All the while, 🕑 Daddy’s 🧔 stroking his ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
And for a moment, 😳 our eyes 👁 lock 🔒
Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face 👧
I’m going to 😵 a better ✨ place~

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✋✌Hey👋👴VMichael😏😫😝, 🍕🍅Sauce➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️here😂. 💥Rawr🐸♊️🔥sauce🔥🍕🍅, 🚫❌no❌🚫 ketchup🔥‼️ Are you 💯ready✔ 2⃣ Y Iｆｆor➡️➡️some 💩gibberish😂speech 😂😛😀😀😅❗️‼️⁉️❓👉I👈 am 💯seriously💯 going 2⃣ fill💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 this📦box with 💦cummies💦, here➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️you 👅go👅. Seriously😎, are you 1️⃣ oｆ ➡️➡️those➡️➡️ 👹❌suicidal❌😈 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 that 👌💯✔like👌💯✔ 2⃣ 📚📖🔖read👌🎩👓some😂❤️😍♥♥♥♥♥♥🆙😂🆙 💩♥♥♥♥💩⁉️❓Well, ⬆️↗️↘️➡️here's⬅️↙️↖️ a👍few1️⃣2⃣3️⃣words📖about👉me👈😜:

👌👌Alright👀, 1️⃣st oｆ all 👉I👈 would 👌like2⃣say 🐾that🐾 🐊I'm🐍 💯👌👀💖💦ｆucced👈😂😛😜 up⬆️ like ✔✔👌seriously💯💯absolutely👌👌👌👀👀 completely👌💯✔ (chorus: ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ✖️ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉˡʸ)✔👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀.
2⃣nd🆘oｆ all, 👉I👈am💤bored💤all🌐the 🕢🕜time⏰🕥. 👉I👈may 🔔🔔🔊spam💌💌💬 or ✔️🎊 🎉♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👌👌💯👌👀👀👀👌👌➡️you⬅️🙌the😋fucc🔪🔪out😵🚬.

3️⃣rd of💀👻👽all, 👉I👈 am💃a 😈 metalhead 💪 . 👉I👈'm👅in2⃣ brutal🔥🔥🔥🔥 slamming 👹❌😈deaｆ🔇metal™️©️®️👌👌👌👀👀👌💯✔. ↗️↘️↙️↖️That'SsSsS➡️my⬅️jam❗️‼️🐸♊️
❗️But❗️‼️ 👉I👈 also↗️↘️↙️↖️⛏dig⛏💿📀 retrowave 📼‼️❗️🐸♊️AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌👌👌💯👌👽👽👽👌👌lmao✋✌👌👌💯👌👀👀👀🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️good👌💯👌memes💯go౦ԁ👌mEmes✔👌👀👌.

👀✋✋HOL'⬆️UP⬆️hol'⬆️up⬆️✋✋👀❓Why❓do👉I👈feel like👬we've👬got👯‍♂️something🔥🍑👅in❤️💛💚💙💜common💑❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ Probably⁉️❓💁because💁🙆you're🙆wasting😂😁😁your👈👇👆☝️time🕢🕜joining🙈📦💌💦groups⬅️⬅️or➡️➡️just👀👀looking👀👀for😛🍆funny💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥peeps 2⃣ 😂😛rofl👏👏👏😹😹

👅 with👅just✔✔👌like👍✔🙆👉I👈🙌do😅⁉️❓😛😅If➡️you⬅️are🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🐻🐼🐨🐯🐮🐷🐽🐸🐵🙊🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🐺🐗🐴🐝🐛🐞🐜🐢🐍🐙🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🐋🐊🐆🐅🐃🐂🐄🐫🐘🐎🐖🐐🐏🐑🐕🐩🐈🐓🐇🐁🐀🐉🚁or any🍆🍑other🐾🐾or mental😬😏♥♥♥♥♥♥😂😛😀😀😅then➡️you⬅️➡️should⬅️👉ADD👈 ➡️me⬅️🙌🙆for🍻🍸🍹🍷🍆SUCC💦💦for💰💸free💸❗️‼️

👉Seriously👈, literally🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀add👀me👀.
✔👌👀👌Or➡️➡️you⬅️⬅️gonna🍆♥♥♥♥💦😛🔥😏😍🍆this↗️↘️↙️↖️💦suck💦clean👌👀👌.
➡️➡️RIGHT😂👉👉NOW💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥👀👀. Will❓ 👉I👈😢😭regret😥⁉️, though⁉️❓😄😅😆😝

🍍Pineapple🍍🍕pizza🍕.

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