penis's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:36pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:38am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:22am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:34pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Mar @ 11:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:26am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:35pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:24am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 10:50am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:51pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:17am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:17am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:16am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:19am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:16am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:34pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:42pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:52pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:50pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:07pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:05am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:49pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:50am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:43pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 18 Mar @ 12:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:23pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:22pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:33pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:00pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:07pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:34pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:42pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:42pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:09pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:36pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:28pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:21am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:53pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:52pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:23am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:05am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:13pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:41pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:34pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:31pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:59pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:36pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:51pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:27pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:29pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:04am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:05am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:41pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:16am