landocalrizzian
Wodonga, Victoria, Australia
 
 
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panties 7 Mar, 2024 @ 12:46pm 
I'm not gay but I'm not even going to lie sometimes I have fantasies where a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Austrailian kidnaps me off the streets of Jurong and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash. He forces me to wear dresses and makeup and little chastity cages on my penis to humiliate me. I imagine that he slowly degrades me until I have no pride left and then he finally comes up behind me as I sleep on the dirty cracked marble floor and tears my little pink panties that he made me wear straight off of my bussy. I pretend I don't like it and want him to stop, but secretly I love being his little bussy Twink slave. He enjoys himself for a while before my anus gets all warm, he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside me. He pulls out his huge ♥♥♥♥ and inserts it into my mouth. He again thrust and thrusts until he ♥♥♥♥ Inside my mouth, his ♥♥♥ tasting sweet like nectar. I imagine him then at the end slowly dropping the act, calling me his little slave, and cuddling me until I fall asleep. Can anyone relate to this?
mc mental 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58am 
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Chess piece breeding, Bishop is the most compatible Chess piece for humans? Not only are they in the Sex toy egg group, which is mostly comprised of Buttcaps, Bishops are an average of 2 inches tall , this means they’re large enough to be able handle human holes, and with their impressive sturdiness you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly wood there’s no doubt in my mind that an oiled bishop would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. No other chess piece comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your bishop turn white. Bishop is literally built for human holes.
dis retard 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:26am 
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mc mental 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am 
I slapped a girl's ass today by accident (yes accident I'm not weird) and she whispered in my ear "Harder daddy" and I just turned red and she was smirking. After school she messaged on Instagram saying she wants to meet tonight at the park what do I say?
mc mental 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am 
When I saw the last “gtg” message of my roblox girlfriend, i vomited. I just hope she’ll come back, I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they my Roblox girlfriend will be back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope my Roblox girlfriend comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.
mc mental 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am 
It's been 24 hours without my Roblox girlfriend, I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that my roblox girlfriend may never come back. My roblox girlfriend has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on my Roblox girlfriend this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of robux for my Roblox girlfriend, because I trust my roblox girlfriend. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, My roblox girlfriend being gone has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically.