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2 people found this review helpful
1,804.7 hrs on record (1,796.4 hrs at review time)
Every time you sign in from a new location you have to reset your password, this is not enough, you should be required to reset your password everytime you re-launch the game
Posted 3 July.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun
Posted 14 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
474.5 hrs on record (433.9 hrs at review time)
I keep not playing optimally, I really wish this game could have a community driven tutorial.
I keep forgetting that the best way to win is to not attack any objectives, not get any kills, sit in one location, and then die.
Until we can have the community give a helpful guide to new players, I worry that I'll keep struggling with my 7+ kill games, getting no support from my teammates throughout.
Clearly I am a bad player, as all of the best players on my team finish with no kills, no assists, and no zone captures.
Why can't I be as good as them!
Posted 5 May. Last edited 10 August.
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14 people found this review helpful
10.9 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
It's been 4 years, and issues from day 1 are still present.
Posted 3 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
43.4 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
Rockstar Social Club is required to use this game, however, it is impossible to sign in, impossible to reset your password, and impossible to create a new account. The game is unplayable
Posted 1 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I made a poopy fart while playing this game, despite having never played it before!
Posted 15 January, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.6 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
You can randomly get banned from things you didn't do, you're only appeal process is to beg to be unbanned. They don't actually provide proof that you were cheating either (though this is to prevent botters from fixing their bots), and they don't let you plead you're case. In my case, it seems someone hacked my old school runescape account (which i haven't played in over a month I think, I really can't remember) so they banned it, then they decided to ban my current account too because it was linked. Fun game, but terrible service, as if I was hacked, then they can easily tell by checking the ip addresses used.
Posted 2 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
83.6 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Garbage game, if you like the garbage that is BFV, MAYBE you'll like this game. Keyword: MAYBE
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.1 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Game hard, but game also fun. Flashy colors make eyes hurt, but music nice. Hrmmm. Must think long and hard about game.
Posted 30 September, 2020.
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6.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I find this game to be a lot like minecraft, just in space, and without blocks. The controls are a little chalenging, but that is only because there is a lot you can do movement and inventory wise. I'm def forcing one of my friends to get this game, and recommending it to my other friends.
Posted 27 April, 2014.
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