0/13 elder titan, 9/5/2021

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U suk kok

He made me do copious amounts of cocaine with him, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop. He told me to calm down, gave me a drink, and I don't know what was in the drink but I blacked out. And when I woke up, he had both my legs over his shoulders, and he was numb-sucking my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like there was no tomorrow. I tried to fight it, I tried to get away, but I was restrained. He told me that I liked it, he told me not to worry cause he used the good jelly, the Smuckers. So nobody's paid me to, uh, confess this now, and I've kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew no one would believe me. No one would believe that Kevin Spacey ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.

So you're going by "penguinblaster" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Max the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol . . . .