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Recent reviews by The Drink

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5.1 hrs on record
Had some genuinely amazing story lines and shocking life lessons. If you have a couple hours just sit down with a nice drink and just listen.
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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137.3 hrs on record (76.9 hrs at review time)
Elden ring is a game made of passion and heart, even if you don't like souls games this is the culmination of all souls games. Games do not get much better than this; you have an amazing OST and Audio design to go with the beautiful graphics that make your senses tingle. Playing this game is frustrating and makes you want to punch your monitor, yet that makes the game even better funnily enough.To say this game is the culmination and peak of game design would be an understatement.
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,457.6 hrs on record (104.6 hrs at review time)
Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.
Posted 12 August, 2022.
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347 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
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138.3 hrs on record (110.9 hrs at review time)
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Posted 20 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.9 hrs on record
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Posted 19 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
A game meant for civilized people to chat and enjoy a strategic and intellectual game.
Posted 17 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
How can you not like this game, it's harmless fun.
Posted 4 April, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
227.9 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
I love Corn, I mean Khorne
Posted 21 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
102.7 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just let me install the 64 bit version on steam you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neanderthals
Posted 15 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.9 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Power leveling fun :)
Posted 2 November, 2021.
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