I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He PISSED on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife ! That's right, he took out his hedgehog quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said that his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG. So I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And wanna see what my dong looks like ? BOOM. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a BONG. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth, this is what you get: MY SUPER LAZER PISS ! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher: I'M PISSING ON THE MOON ! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA ? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOTS !!! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplllets fall on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too !!