"greedy ♥♥♥♥♥ i'm not reviving him anymore"

ez noobs am solo

M'lady, please be aware that, unlike these boorish hooligans in this comment section, I will always respect and cherish your feminine opinion. In a masculine dominated society, it takes a special kind of womanly courage to speak up, and I shall be your champion, your shining knight. I shall defend you from the barbarian mysoginists who encroach on you, and I will take it upon myself to defend my fair lady wherever she may go :)

Fear not, for while there are many knavish brutes here, I, a very kind and nice man who has been regarded as a very nice man in the past, will be there to shine the way forward for you!

Truly yours, forever and always.

I really like Kacey. She's super funny and always makes me laugh. She once said she would invite me to play, but she never does, and that makes me a little sad. Still, I really enjoy being around her. Also, she's like a funny cat — always doing silly things and making everyone smile.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play hunt showdown sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

that was embarrassing pls dont tell anyone x