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SADDINGTON.
Paddington floods the house?
BADDINGTON.
Paddington loses his mind?
MADDINGTON.
Paddington starts a family?
DADDINGTON.
Paddington offers to buy the next round?
ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
Paddington but only a bit?
JUST A TADDINGTON.
Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
JOSH GADDINGTON.
Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
SUPERBADDINGTON.
Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as the palm trees sway in the wind and trace his yin yang wrist tattoo?
RADDINGTON.
Do I regret starting this because I can't find a good place to stop?
YOU BET YOUR ASSINGTON. ok that didn't work. my baddington.
I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.