There once was a man named Pancho, who was king of the shepherds. He had coca leafs, llama and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Before the Spanish Inquisition hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said: "My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first. I left everything I own in El Dorado." Ever since, mongrels from all over the world set sail for the big water, searching for El Dorado, the treasure that would make their dreams come true.