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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 11:19am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:59pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:35pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:24am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:06pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 2:28pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:31pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:03pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:34pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:37am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:18am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:54pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:12pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:47pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:00pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:48pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:06am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:37pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:05am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:31pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:54pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:51pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:11pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:50pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:03am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:03pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:08am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:41pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:07am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:41am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:33pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 11:22am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:16pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:39pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:25am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 10:55pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:36pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:15pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:45am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:59pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 11:19am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 12:31pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:16pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:35am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:51am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:25am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:57am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:44am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:46pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:55pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:33pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:16pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:30am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:16am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:59pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:30am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:58pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:57am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:50pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:26am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:13am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:22am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:48am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:35pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:13pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:40am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:54am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:01am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:23am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:12am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:28am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:35am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:00am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:57pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:24pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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