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Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

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make sfm of nicki minaj wearing 20 jackets but also no pants

could you make me an sfm? of my sniper, the compound the antlers, support spurs and triad trinket

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nice sfm posters m8, im pretty jelly about them, :/

Can you make a SFM profile picture for me?
I can pay you 2 ref if you want it.
Character: Scout
Hat: Front Runner
Cosmetic: Track Terrorizer
Weapon (if its needed): Stock Scattergun

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Hi! I'd like a few people in the same picture if you don't mind.

Classes/Teams:Red Pyro, Red Soldier, Red Demoman, and Red Scout

Red Pyro Hats/Position:Unusual Nappers Respite (Cloud Nine) North Polar Fleece, and The Winter Wonderland Wrap. I want him to be doing the Hadouken Taunt.

Red Soldier Hats/Position: Unusual Condor Cap (Aces High) Cold Snap Coat, and Mistaken Movember. I want him to be leaning on his Australium Rocket Launcher.

Red Demoman Hats:Unusual Prince Tavish's Crown (Sunbeams) Man of the Seven Sees and the King of Scotland Cape. and I want him to be doing the Obloterated taunt.

Red Scout:Unusual Troublemakers Tossle Cap (Green Confettie) (Painted The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime Old School) Australium Gold Big Mann on Campus and the Essential Accessories. And I want him to be doing the Deep Fried Desire Taunt

Map/Location:Somewhere in Plr_Hightower

Thanks So Much, I'll be sure to leave a +rep if you pull through!

Thanks In Advance!

Hi, I'd like a poster
Class/team: Red Spy
Cosmetics: Charmer's Chapeau, le party phantom, (a distinctive lack of hue) lady killer
Map/Location: The final point of pl_frontier
Unusual Effect: Nuts N Bolts

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Use the conder's cap instead then :)

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Hey, I'm answering here, if it's the war on smissmass battle hood that's glitching, use the condor's cap

My soldier has a coldsnap coat, mistaken movamber, war on smissmas battle hood and a professional killstreak beggar's bazooka with team shine and cerebral discharge . I want the character to be on blu. and the sheen should be glowing on the beggar's and the cerebral discharge should be as if i was on a 10 killstreak if possible. Also i want it want it to be a nighttime map on and the soldier should do some kind of pose. I ofc trust your opinion as an artist so you can ofc freelance a bit and do what you think works best. I will pay for it as i said.

Hey i would like to talk about a sfm poster being done for my character. I can pay in metal if required!

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Oh hey man, I heard you were making sfm posters.Could you make my demoman(Brotherhood of arms,Mann of the seven sees,Chargin' targe,Frying pan) In the map of 2fort red team in the bridge.Tnx m8

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Still requesting? I'd like to have my soldier(skullcap, classified coif, lieutenant bites) doing the fresh brewed victory taunt over a dead scout, with a carbonado rocket launcher on his back. No paint or unusual effects. On BLU, dustbowl. Add me!

Hey Patch, you got me. That one album of your previous requests baited me good. If you wouldn't mind getting my engineer (Sunbeams Big country painted white, White painted Scotch Saver, Something Special for Someone Special. On RED, holding the stock shotgun, Relaxing between the two barrels of a level 3 sentry. Anywhere is fine, but maybe in someplace remote, because once those barrels start spinning, I can't imagine I could relax anymore. Thank you mister.

Hi Patch! Wondering if I can get an SFM of my medic: disco beat down geisha boy, surgeon's mask, pink heat of winter, and blood medigun. Whatever position/map is fine for me! Thanks :)

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