I remember this one time i was driving to the grocery store. Except when i was coming up on the intersection the light turned yellow then red. I was far away enough to brake safely. So i continued down the road AND GUESS WHAT?! the pedestrian controlled crosswalk goes off so i brake and wait for them to cross. Just as im turning left i hit the accelerator a bit too much but that's okay because i didnt lose control. So i went about my merry way, and coming up on the parking lot of the store i see a car reverse parking. And obviously, he had the AUDACITY to make sure he was following PROPER PARKING TECHNIQUE so i waited there for what seemed like 15 seconds (which it was) and i went past him. I saw an empty spot so i dove in and parked my car. I went in the store and bought some groceries. BUT WHEN I CAME BACK OUT MY CAR WAS EXACTLY AS I HAD LEFT IT so i got in and drove home