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#FIXCSGO

So, what is the CS GO?

- CS GO is when weapons are more expensive coloring coolest gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop a beautiful Kalash your entire team.
- CS GO is when you open 20 chests and receive 20 pieces of blue g ** on.
- CS GO is when you add students and offer over 9,000 chests in exchange for your knife.
- CS GO is when you add the student and begins to beg in rags gift price of 3500 rubles, resulting in this argument, "Well yes you are rich, that you should!".
- CS GO is when you 10 times a day to send references to Trojans in the hope to clean out your inventory.
- CS GO is when you are thrown out just because you're Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned his chair after the game in competitive mode.
- CS GO is when the "globals" create 10 accounts and derive satisfaction playing against the "Kalash".
- CS GO is when you Russian Noob, if left against five, killed four but not finished off the fifth.
- CS GO is when you run Russian Noob at 07.21.10, while the nearest teammate 8-0-16.
- CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish for one or two rollers.
- CS GO when it is in the competitive mode Poles than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you're alone you open A, and the bomb is already about to *** B.
- CS GO is when your tips and questions you answer "stfu Russian".
- CS GO is when n *** about three titles for the day only due to the fact that every time you play against the "globals", playing the second account.
- CS GO is when every third teammate - nabustenny Silver.
- CS GO is when you played against five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ s WUA.
- CS GO is when a "Golden Eagle" and four "Kalash" throws against five "Suprema".
- CS GO when it is planted in all 30 rounds in one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A and loaded in 99 7, and he randomly shot gets to your head.
- CS GO is when VAC bans revealing of professional players, but can not ban ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and who shoots the entire team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game.

This CS GO!

I remember how it all began,
As the first game was looking for,
As everything seemed interesting,
Tempting and unknown
Like the first time we download,
As the five of us ran to the mid,
As we were hillok sea,
We do not know the enemy's abilities,
As we walked under the wrong tower,
As we pointed their skills with the mouse,
Like dying in the first fight,
Bili auto attack creeps,
How collected dezolyator
In each game, all in a row we
How did godlayk the first time,
Not what teammates do not blame.
Ricky imboy we thought
How do we stand up under the hook,
And in the search for the secret shop
We rushed across that map,
About the role did not know anything,
What do you like, what they bought,
As we zaschkochili in the MMP,
Thousand rating stuffed ...
But razbiravtsya become better,
Where to go, how to be procured,
How to gank as last hit creeps,
Steel teammates hate
And for any shortcomings
With their mamma we reduce bills,
We are due each death are angry,
Only rating, we strive to raise,
And the game we spend nerves,
It's cool to be on the numbers first,
We were deprived of the pleasure,
But the little we have achieved,
We each skating rink blaze,
With more and more evil merge games
We want to win to win,
We want to win rate we are one hundred percent,
But still we can not understand:
You can not win all the time.
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