Maple.Rinne
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Mini Cat 9 Ιουν 2022, 18:27 
"Hey, there. I'm sure you get approached by men all the time, and I'm equally sure that many of them have witty pickup lines that they use to break the ice and announce their intentions. Well, I briefly considered trying something similar - I even had what I think is a rather entertaining one-liner prepared - but then I realized that you're probably the sort of woman who would appreciate a slightly more meaningful interaction. Obviously, I'm not completely sure of that, because I can't claim to know anything about you as a person... but I would love the opportunity to learn. May I buy you a drink and see if we can start a conversation? Incidentally, I'm rich and I have a penis the size of a paper towel roll. What? No, just the roll. You know, the cardboard tube in the middle? Yes, that. Anyway, what's your name?"
Scooter Swiftman 26 Ιουλ 2013, 18:36 
Get on TF2
grease monkey 14 Απρ 2013, 18:46 
Hey Pasta! It's starwarsbv, from nobodyshome servers! Long time no see, eh? Anyways, we are bringing back the server and if you want to rejoin I need you to contact me ASAP! Thanks!